Boum!

No armchair for God today. Not even a paltry cushion.

No, I’m not having visions, I’m singing – in my head.

It’s an old song by the French singer, Charles Trenet, in which this line appears:

‘Et le bon Dieu dit boum, Dans son fauteuil de nuages’

a lovely image, don’t you think? God sitting in his armchair made of clouds singing Boum! with Charles Trenet.

This jolly live recording is from 1938 (yes, long before my time) if you fancy a listen.

It’s a song I learnt to love as a little girl, dancing around our ‘middle room’ – my dad’s study – where we had our gramophone. Not ‘record player,’ note – that, my father always said, was his role.

My mum would sing along to Boum!, becoming quiet and dewy-eyed as La Mer followed.

Ah – La Mer!

It’s a song with as many versions as there are raisins in a fruit cake. But the only acceptable versions are – I’m sorry, I’m firm on this – sung in French.

Anyway. That was my very long-winded way of saying – what a gorgeous, fabulous utterly marvellous day it is today.

DSCN0985So gorgeous I decide to wheel out the plum coloured bike without even thinking of rain.

Because the weather’s a fickle friend – today it loves me – but will it still love me tomorrow?

It takes me 15 minutes to reach the beach, belting along with chirpy Boum! on a loop in my head.

But as I tether up the purple bike and stroll down onto the beach, it’s replaced by La Mer.

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I’m mesmerised by the lapping of the sea.

Sedate seabirds, like hundreds and thousands, spatter the shore.

Ugly jellyfish, charming gull

Ugly jellyfish, charming gull

Horses walk down, deceptively placid, on their way to a sweat-breaking canter.

The beach barriers are closed today – there’s no parking on the beach, it’s the end of the season.

And it’s quiet – so, so quiet.

A few dog walkers.

A man with big binoculars on the steps of the empty lifeguard station.

And me.

My mental batteries are soon topped up by sun, sea, sand and general gorgeousness.

Time to ride up to the bike café for a cup of liquorice tea.

DSCN1000Stop at the bakery for a high fibre loaf.

Cycle past the restaurant where we treat ourselves, now and then, to a special Sunday lunch.

And on – to the cemetery.

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I love cemeteries. Some people can’t even bear to look at them – which makes me wonder if it’s a bit on the weird side. But I’m fascinated by monuments to the non-celebrated dead.

This one contains Commonwealth War Graves Commission graves – stray foreigners, doomed to find a field of England forever their home.

DSCN1011DSCN1009I tarry a while, reluctant to leave the sun-kissed, ivy-smothered angels behind – but it’s time I headed home.

To wash the sheets.

To hang them out – it might be the last good drying day of the year.

And eventually, to work.

Well, no, to be honest, not to work. To write this blog post.

Do I feel guilty?

A little.

Is it a wonderful day?

It is.

Well, then.

Every now and again I won’t say I deserve, but I relish a Boum! kind of day.

And, being lucky enough to live within 15 minutes cycle ride of it, I’m able to go and refresh my jaded spirits with – yes –  La Mer.

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It’ll all end in lawnmowers

‘I’m sorry,’ says the nice man, as he charges me £60 for a few minutes’ work.

To be honest, it was worth it. Not least because it was all my fault.

You see, I’ve been a bit irascible the last few days.

It started with Saturday. A sleepless night.

It had been a rough day.

We were off, on our bikes, to see the retiring Vulcan bomber (my bro-in-law flew them) at our local airshow. Hearing sirens, heading downhill at speed, we veered off onto the footpath for safety. There was an almighty bang and we saw a figure flung up in the air.

A police motorcyclist, escorting an emergency ambulance, had hit a Mercedes which, it seemed, had pulled out into its path. The ambulance had to carry on, leaving him lying on the ground.

It was horrifying – I was convinced there was no way he would survive, but he did. I’ve found out since he’s recovering, thank goodness.

Anthro-man offered his first aid skills and contact details for a witness statement. I pacified a baby while her mum, in tears, told the police what she’d seen. It was uncomfortably close to home – her dad was a police biker.

And after a bit of shocked dithering we decided to go on. But we didn’t stay very long.

Then Sunday came.

One of our two regular newspapers, the left-leaning one, studiously ignored the big lefty news. A mass influx of new members into the party it ostensibly supports. Instead it reported rumours of defections and new parties and … so on.

Only one bit of support for what is going on snuck into its pages, from Ed Vulliamy, a respected journalist whom I knew vaguely at uni.

Monday I discovered that Ed had tried and failed, in autumn 2002, to get that same, lefty Observer to publish an important story.

A CIA agent’s admission that they knew there were no WMDs in Iraq.

I was feeling crabby and jaded enough.

A book was the final straw.

It had me spluttering with disbelief.

Anyone who is under any illusions about the sulking New Labour’s left wing credentials – or indeed about the level playing fields of Britain – should read The Establishment by Owen Jones.

I was reading it on the train into Liverpool last night.

We had a pleasant dinner with a friend in the Old Blind School. We sauntered down the hill, past a Big Issue seller. We paused, looked at him.

‘Well at least you didn’t ignore me,’ he said, ‘But please, can you buy a magazine?’

A few moments later and we were nearing the bombed out church – Liverpool’s most visible reminder of World War II, when the port city and neighbouring Bootle were bombed to smithereens.

It was dark around there, despite the street lights.

A woman in white robes with a blue trim was walking slowly to and fro beneath the overhanging trees. A sister of the order made famous by Mother Teresa.

Tucked away by the fence were two women, a table and two silver, pump-action vacuum flasks.

A man with feathers in his hair and his world on his back homed in on the free hot drinks – then, just as quickly, was gone.

‘Would you like a medal from the sister?’ asked one of the women as she noticed us standing, taking it all in.

‘Can we give you a donation,’ I blurted out, foolishly.

She looked around. ‘No, we can’t take money,’ she said, ‘the homeless people would want it. But if you’d like to buy us some biscuits from the shop over there?’

We bought Hobnobs and Digestive biscuits.

She was grateful. Smiled.

‘Would you not like a medal off the sister?’

The medal the nun gave us, b y he bombed out church, in the dark city night

The medal the nun gave us, by the bombed out church, in the dark city night

Anthro-man accepted a small, oval medal on a long blue thread. I recognised it.

He struggled to read the words.

‘Pray – for – us. Conceived? Mary …’

I didn’t need to look.

‘Oh Mary conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.’

I was back in a schoolroom in May, the month of Mary. A statue with a little crown of flowers on its head. Singing one of my favourite hymns.

Bring flowers of the rarest, bring blossoms the fairest, from garden and woodland and hillside and vale…

And so to today.

I was standing at the window, enjoying the sun dappling through the trees, when a golfer decided to urinate against a birch trunk – and something snapped.

I grabbed at the handle of the sliding doors onto the balcony intending to open it and shout at him – and broke off the key in the lock.

I was still so pissed off at the pissing golfer that I rapped my knuckles on the window. He looked up, but just carried on and teed off, having peed off.

Petty? Possibly – but – he urinated metres from a little, wooden, garden-shed-like building that is a loo for their use.

So, I committed the sin of anger  😉 and my penance was £60.

But … the locksmith was a very nice man, arrived very quickly, told us all about his boss’s shop (established 1946) and … the National Lawnmower Museum! Of which, you know, there will be more anon.

After I’ve finished that book.

And recovered my sanity.

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Happy and sad and Caitlin Moran

1. Happy
She’s done something terrific, Caitlin Moran – well, with a few other high-profile people. The campaign #helpiscoming is raising money for Save the Children. That’s fantastic.

Ms Moran mentions, in her column in today’s Times magazine (behind a paywall, sorry), that well-meaning people are sending the wrong stuff to refugee camps.

Money is good and effective, I know.

But, hang on …

I’ve met people over the last few weeks who are spending every waking moment – and the waking moments are getting longer and longer – doing the best they can, practically, for the refugee crisis.

Sorting piles of women’s and children’s clothes and high heels out from well-meaning Calais donations. Packing individual bags and boxes with the right food, the right toiletries and cleaning materials.

Heeding what the people on the ground want.

And many brave souls are going – on an organised basis – to the Jungle to help clean up.

2. Sad

Surplus clothes, pillows, duvets, etc, are going to homeless charities.

Inappropriate food is going to food banks.

While delivering several supermarket packs of baked beans and pork sausages (donated, amongst boxes of rice and other needed supplies, by Tesco) to our local foodbank, I accidentally strayed into a consultation. A sad, crumpled man, resorting to charity, to feed himself and his family. I felt ashamed to be there, an intruder on his humiliation.

So there we have it.

A worldwide crisis of refugees, fleeing war, terror, or just plain poverty, incidentally helping the homeless and hungry in the UK.

Does it matter what place in the wealthiest nations we occupy? I can’t be bothered looking it up.

It’s a crying shame. And now we’re all becoming so used to it, it’s not remarkable.

Well, actually, it is.

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Blood on the wall, guts on the floor – ah, the wonder of nature

It’s that time of year – again. Funny how the seasons keep on coming around, but it’s always a bit of a surprise when you notice. When I notice, I mean.

The last few mornings, mist has hung like a stage backdrop behind the sand dunes across the golf course. Only just visible through the trees. As the hidden sun, somewhere, begins to rise, the vapours crawl stealthily inwards, up under the drooping arms of the evergreens, then evaporate.

For a few gilded moments a light the colour of golden syrup drizzles over everything. Then morning licks it off – and the world is just the same as it was yesterday.

Well, almost.

The day passes in the usual ways, then, come seven in the evening, we banish e-world and pour a glass of wine. A casserole is reaching slow-cooked unctuousness in the oven.

Foxy's lair is in here somewhere

Foxy’s lair is in here somewhere

We stand at one of the side windows – upstairs in our topsy-turvy house – looking down on a mess of brambles, Rosebay Willowherb and wild honeysuckle. The resting place, we suspect, of our local glossy-furred fox.

His paths in and out are obvious and we’ve seen him there, basking in the sun.

The blackberries are already drying up – the ones the birds haven’t eaten. (And then pooed out in deepest purple on our pearly white car).

The honeysuckle is sporting vibrant red berries.

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Seed heads everywhere are spreading nature’s mayhem in the golf course rough that wraps around us like a lush fur collar.

The light is fading more quickly than yesterday. The technicolour ribbons of sunset are draped further to the west.

By eight o’clock, as we sit down, replete, to watch more news of the refugee crisis, the bats are flitting.

The reports from mainland Europe and the Middle East are distressing. We won’t avoid them, but when we’ve seen the latest harrowing scenes, we switch off and sit without the lights on.

We open the window on the darkness engulfing our quiet, cul-de-sac world. Because an owl is calling. Not once, far off, but nearby and repeatedly.

Not a too-whit-too-whoo owl. A sort of cross between a hooty and a gentle-howly owl.  It’s a tawny owl, a male. (I Googled owl sounds, to be sure )

We sit for ages, in the cool night air. Then shut the window, draw the curtains – the season really is changing – and head downstairs for bed.

Next morning, I realise we’ve left the cushions out in the rain, on the balcony that leads off our dining room. We keep two chairs and a table there, where we can relax overlooking our little garden. Peer through the trees at green vignettes of distance, framed by branches. Watch birds doing what birds do. Bathing, chasing, mating, pecking, flying. And eating.

As I open the sliding door I notice that something has made a rather large deposit on one of the wooden decking slats.

And it’s not a poo.

It’s guts.

As I turn to come back in there’s no ignoring the trail of blood, graffiti-like, running down the brick wall beneath our outdoor light.

The price of our concert by the solo owl? Or a visit by the sparrowhawk?

A reminder, if nothing else, that nature is red not just in tooth and claw, but beak, as well.

Now that autumn’s here, there’ll probably be no more opportunities to sit out on the balcony. But – who knows? The eternal British weather optimist, I still hope for an Indian summer.

And yes, someone kind – and less squeamish than me – has volunteered to clean up the guts.

But I think we’ll leave the graffiti.

Last month they were like this

Last month they were like this

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The helpless, the hopeless, the despondent

I reached out my hand for the bin bag only to realise it was a baby in a car seat.

In a rare fit of practical action I was helping sort donations for ‘migrants’ in the Calais ‘Jungle’ encampment.

The British government’s most visible contribution has been the ‘National Barrier Asset’ – a high fence designed to withstand terrorist attacks. But not quite so effective against desperate people with ladders.

Anyway.

A cheerful, chatty, almost unnaturally positive young woman had earlier welcomed my friend and me into a large, old detached house in which she runs a business focused on mothers, babies and well-being.

This bubbly, generous person has made two rooms available for sorting and storing donations that big-hearted people are bringing in – for strangers, living in miserable conditions, hundreds of miles away.

Clusters of tents, kettles and sleeping bags,. Piles of jackets, trousers and trainers. Stacks of food, batteries, toiletries – and toothbrushes galore.

People began to arrive. A couple sounding on the ball – ‘You wanted men’s clothes, didn’t you?’ – turned out to have donated all sorts of items, including children’s clothes, many covered in dog hair, but, hey, they also gave tinned food.

My sensible friend had brought plastic gloves for us to wear – and soon mine were grey.

I’d been up and down the stairs several times (sorting downstairs, storing upstairs) when the baby arrived. So to speak.

I laughed at myself and, instead of the baby, took an armful of re-sealable plastic bags off the mum. She’d carefully packed each one with soap, facecloth, antiseptic gel, tissues – ready-made personal hygiene bags.

Yes, this woman, with her young baby, had gone out, bought stuff, packed bags and delivered it, all with her little one in tow.

Many of the donors were mums and dads. With or without offspring in tow.

A wiry, dark-haired chap in shorts and his pretty female partner brought bags and bags of good, clean, medium-sized menswear and shoes. Top items on the required list.

‘I’ve got no clothes left except what I’m stood up in,’ he joked. I could believe it.

He used to play for Everton, it turned out. My friend’s a fan. Probably made her day.

We were there just two hours, but I left feeling a sense of – what? Not achievement.  Anyone could have done it and it wasn’t frantically busy.

Something positive though.

I suppose it was just seeing that so many people were concerned for the plight of the poor people stuck in that nightmare of a place. Concerned enough to do something.

It felt good knowing that braver people than me can drive there, stay over, help clean up the mess that living humans make when civilisation lets them down.

Then, as I sat, later, watching television – alone because Anthro-man’s been at an anthro-conference – there was yet more grim news.

The presenter in Greece broke off to try and catch a baby falling to the rocks on the beach beside him.

Is that baby a refugee, or a migrant, I wondered?

I had a disturbed night, punctuated by strange dreams. I awoke feeling distressed, inadequate – and frustrated.

What could I do that would make anything better?

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Calais charities don’t need toys, they will go to Kos or elsewhere

I went and stood in the spare bedroom. The bed’s slowly disappearing under donations I’ve picked up from others, organised and begun to label, ready for delivery to a collection point.DSCN0852

I remembered there was a load still in the car from a lovely couple who’d really put some thought into it – not just warm and waterproof clothes, but a wind-up torch and radio.

I told myself to stop being feeble. Checked Facebook to see if anyone needed me to pick anything up.

No.

And then I read something.

I’ve put the link at the end of this post – I challenge anyone to read the two short accounts of the Jungle written by Cassy Paris and not be moved.

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

Do you ever hear that in your head? I do.

I think, often, of the women in this picture. I didn’t want to embarrass them by being obvious. I took it from a moving vehicle, that’s why it’s so bad. zam women mfuwe riverbedWomen and a girl are digging in the dry river bed to reach water beneath the surface. They’ll do some washing, then maybe carry filled containers home on their heads.

If I’d been born there – Mfuwe, Zambia – I’m pretty sure I’d be dead by now.

I’d probably have borne many children. Possibly had a rudimentary education which wouldn’t have stopped me working in the fields.

I’d probably have spent my life sleeping in a one-roomed hut, shared with my family and mosquitoes. Children, siblings, parents, aunts, uncles – some at least would have died of malaria, HIV Aids, TB.

My husband might have lazed around while I worked in the fields as well as cooking over an open fire.

My neck might be permanently damagedafter years of foraging for wood, walking miles with heavy logs on my head. And containers of water.

If I’d been born there, not here. That’s the big difference between those women and me. Those ‘migrants’ and me.

It’s too late for me to join an NGO, to be a proper journalist, or a doctor, to do anything other than donate.

And this blog-writing business feels like idle self-indulgence.

No-one out there heeds what I say, does anything different because I write. Yes, it gets it out of my head, but doesn’t change anything else.

Such helplessness, while so many people facing hopelessness need so much.

That’s it.

No cutesy ending this time.

Just this request:

please, follow the link below and read the two short posts. Then tell me, what can we really do, we citizens, while our government builds big fences to keep these scroungers out.

http://www.calaidipedia.co.uk/stories-from-the-jungle

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Do you like your shrimps shaken – or stirred?

DSCN0838James Bond likes his shrimps potted.

It’s the bizarre kind of fact a journalist finds useful for livening up a dull article.

I once worked on a magazine in Park Lane, London. At Christmas the printers used to take my boss to a well-known restaurant, Scott’s of Mayfair.

Ian Fleming ate potted shrimps there, often, apparently.

QED.

Anyway, as an erstwhile journalist of sorts, I was reminded this week of just how much more fun blogging is than – yawn, sorry, where was I?

Oh, yes. Writing for a magazine.

I no longer do freelance journalism – but – there is a slim chance, not one I’m relishing right now. Foolishly I offered a piece to a local magazine, a county magazine whose September issue runs to over 300 pages. Well over 300.**

You see, last Sunday we went shrimp fishing.

(I’m not typing shrimp- joined to -ing any more after entering it into Google and reading the result. Please don’t. Trust me on this.)

I wasn’t looking forward to it. A jaunt that required me to be at the beach before 9 am on a Sunday?

Madness.

Saturday night the storms our fisherman said were due for the morning rolled through early. Rain fell in that power-shower way it does after thunder.

I went to bed early, fearing the worst.

P1030310 (2) - CopyBut the Lord’s day was blessed with beaming sun, deep blue sky and freshly washed streaky white clouds.

By the time we reached the beach I was happy. The sun had got his hat on and we were both coming out to play.

Kevin, the fisherman, wasn’t hard to spot – the one with the tractor. A cheery, chatty chap, he took us up to look at the oddball vehicles parked in their ugly compound.

The vehicles are all used for shrimp fishing and some – another 007 connection? – are amphibious. But not sleek or shiny in any way at all. The reverse. And when Kevin said some of them have propellers but you can’t drive them like an amphibious vehicle – well, it all fell apart really.

We stood idly chatting while Christian, Kevin’s brother rolled a cigarette and mended his nets until Kevin deemed it was time to go.

Plans for the three of us to squeeze into the cab were abandoned – gleefully we grabbed a cushion each and sat on the tractors’ marine ply skirt, over the front wheels.*

Southport beach is long. In both directions – side to side and out to sea. Reaching the sea has always been a challenge, so on Sunday, at low tide, I was glad we were tractor-borne.

Eventually the brown waves (aftermath of all that rain) were nibbling at the wheels and we stopped while Kevin adjusted his nets.

As we rode into the sea it felt a bit weird, looking down and thinking – that’s the sea there – what if?

The water was only a few feet deep, judging by its distance up the big back wheels. But a memory floated to the surface that I’d rather had remained submerged.

When I was very little, we lived in a Lancashire town that still had annual Rose Queen processions. One year a girl fell off the float and under the wheels of the lorry. Gruesome.

Anyway, the first trawl was a little too fast to net us much, so we went a bit slower on the second.

It’s a wonderful feeling, sitting outside on a vehicle. We used to ride on Land Rover bonnets in Swaziland out in the bush, clinging onto the spare wheel for dear life, ducking to avoid thorny branches.

Sitting on Kevin Peet’s tractor chugging gently through the sea on a balmy August day is infinitely better, I can now report.

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A murmuration made a magical sideshow (but a lousy picture) and as we came to a halt a flock of small birds with pale undersides flew into the air, creating an effect like a shattered windscreen. So pretty.

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The two nets were disgorged into orange baskets, then into different mesh-sized sieves for sorting. It was sad to see the little flat fish puffing for breath as they landed the wrong side up (and sweet to see soft-hearted best beloved flipping them over as fast as he could).

Seagulls stood sentinel, waiting.

But there’s one fish even the seagulls won’t touch. The Weaver fish. A black spike protrudes from its back.

‘That’s where the poison is, says Kevin.

It causes excruciating pain in your hand, or your whole arm and can even freeze your shoulder. One remedy, says Kevin, is to stick your hand In boiling water.

I hope he doesn’t mean that.

Anyway, it seems there isn’t enough for him to take back so we get a black bucket, three plaice and a huge pile of tiny shrimps to cook.

We rush back home and cook as instructed. Peel as instructed. Well, it works on a few.

There are too many. And many are too small, even for shrimps.

[Dear Americans: our shrimps are shrimps, your shrimps are prawns, they’re different. Shrimps are tiny. Prawns come in all sorts of bigger sizes.This is not scientific 😉 .]

We sit drinking English rose wine – a mere 10.5% alcohol and beautifully tasty (thank you big sis) and feeling guilty – a little – because we can’t eat all the shrimps.

Then the wind starts to rise. Oddly hot and humid. The trees shudder nervously and the clouds are coming in.

We adjourn inside.

And I think of the story of Kevin’s grandad’s brother who died when the fog rolled in as he fished from his horse and cart. Of the 2.30 mornings, out fishing for sea bass, grey mullet and Dover sole.

And resolve to buy more potted shrimps. And sea bass. And – now and again, maybe – a little Dover sole.


 

If you live anywhere near Southport, Peet’s Plaice in Churchtown has the freshest tastiest local fish, haddock smoked by Christian Peet over woodchips from barrels supplied by a Liverpool cooper (yes, there’s still a cooper in the docks) – and potted shrimps.

*(At our own choice and risk, I should stress, for Kevin’s insurance purposes!)

** Spurned! Because they didn’t like my pictures – and I sent them the better ones, as you can tell from these!

 

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Uncle Joe’s Mint Balls. Two gold llamas. And, Chopin woz ‘ere

Do you think northern England's railway system need some investment?

Do you think northern England’s railway system need some investment?

We went by train – 35 miles or so as the crow flies. More than an hour and a half, on a Sunday.

An interesting journey, chugging past lonely chimneys, their factories long gone. Well, mostly.

‘Uncle Joe’s mint balls keep you all aglow,’ proclaims the slogan on one near Wigan station. Still hand-made, over gas fires, as they have been for over a century.

Still chimneys in Manchester - this one on the way to our hotel

Still chimneys in Manchester – this one on the way to our hotel

Eventually we’re in Manchester, checking in at a luxury hotel. The Radisson Blu Edwardian.

Ascending in the lift, serenaded by Pan Pipes, I’m half expecting jungle vines to start curling down around me.

The room’s serene and minimalist. Devoid of clutter such as printed matter. Except for door labels and laundry lists from The Radisson Edwardian London.

Yes, London.

Pity the disoriented international traveller. Well only if he has no idea where he is or how much breakfast round here costs.

£18.95 – for breakfast?

DSCN0714Anyway, as the red plaque on the outside of the building tells anyone who walks past and looks up, this is – was – the old Free Trade Hall. The hotel now rises like a tall, sharp, shiny alien behind its remnant facade.

The Hall, built between 1853 and 1856 in the ‘palazzo’ style, stood on the site of the Peterloo Massacre. Funded by public subscription, it celebrated the repeal of the Corn Laws which had caused such hardship to working people.

Facade of the old Free Trade Hall

Facade of the old Free Trade Hall after the sun went in!

It was damaged in World War II. Manchester, hub of the world cotton trade until the 1960s, suffered heavily. My mum and dad talked of standing on a hill in Blackburn (just over 20 miles away), watching, horrified, as Manchester burned.

Rebuilt in the early 1950s, the Hall’s civic life was terminated in 1997 when the city sold it to a developer.

In 2004 the hotel opened.

As well as the façade, they kept a series of stone statues that was added during the 1950s rebuilding – but they’re not anywhere obvious.

Obvious is left to the décor: two gold llamas, a giant oriental head, three wooden monkeys. Relevant and appropriate artefacts? Hmm.PicMonkey rdisson Collage

I ask the young woman behind reception about the statues.

Seems they’re in the stairwell down to the spa.

Right.

So we descend, only to find they’re in pairs going way, way up to the top of the building.

PicMonkey CollageAfter climbing three floors for three better views, it becomes more difficult. We give up and leave – because it’s time for our guided walk.

Down a side street the new British citizen reckons a crowd is gathering. I pooh-pooh that – obviously it’s a queue at a bus stop.

But some forty minutes later, our walk reaches the very same spot. And it’s a crowd.

A few men are wearing red bobble hats – ‘Liberty bonnets’.

Socialist banners lean against walls.

Spot the red 'liberty bonnets'

Spot the red ‘liberty bonnets’

Singers, guitars, dogs, people bask in the warm sunshine – or is it the celebrity afterglow?

We missed two well-known actors, orating.

Never mind.

We’re now standing on what was St Peter’s Field. I peer around seeking a memorial. In vain.

William Bradshaw was killed at Peterloo by a shot from a military musket

William Bradshaw was killed at Peterloo by a shot from a military musket

So far all we’ve seen is some small red stars commemorating victims’ names, in the floor linking the central library to its extension.

Next we reach the red plaque on the wall of our hotel and gather – uncomfortably – around a seated beggar who soon moves on. Us? Or the policeman heading our way?

In a smart shopping street tents are pitched. Demonstrating against homelessness. Or demonstrating homelessness? Whatever, demonstrating.

Protesting about homelessness in the heart of the smart shopping districts

Protesting about homelessness in the heart of the smart shopping districts

The guide points out the wall of the Friends’ Meeting House, there when Peterloo happened.

A few minutes later we reach a whole building that was there – now a pub, supposedly haunted by victims.

A developer wants to develop it.

Is the building protected?

No.

Is there any memorial on it?

No.

There’s a pattern developing here, Manchester.

Our guide recites the last few verses of Shelley’s poem, The Mask of Anarchy, as the Town Hall bells toll. Ending,

Rise like Lions after slumber
In unvanquishable number–
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you–
Ye are many — they are few.

The Sir Ralph Abercrombie pub, supposedly haunted & under threat from developers

The Sir Ralph Abercrombie pub, supposedly haunted & under threat from developers

And we adjourn to the pub.

Support it while we can.

Over a half of Cheshire pale ale our guide recommends the People’s History Museum – and we leave for an evening of Italian food and wine happy in the knowledge that Monday will bring another new experience.

Monday.

Sunshine.

Two rain-free days in Manchester.

The spirits of the radicals must be smiling on us.

For this is the rainy city where Marx and Engels met, the city of which de Toqueviille and Mrs Gaskell wrote.

We trudge the wrong way down a main street, past a statue of Chopin (he played here, once) then have to ask directions.

The People's History Museum, Manchester

The People’s History Museum, Manchester

Among the many signs directing tourists, it seems none point to the People’s History Museum.

Eventually we arrive. We’re given a map, told what’s on and – oh, by the way, one of the Labour leadership election hopefuls is talking right now.

We sneak in, stand at the back.

I can’t say the atmosphere’s electric, as it was in Liverpool for Jeremy Corbyn.

Andy Burnham seems smaller in real life. Gives the impression of being made-up (I mean with make-up, not imagined, or just chuffed).

Andy Burnham speaking in the People's Histoyr Museum

Andy Burnham speaking in the People’s History Museum

He tells us he agrees with Jeremy about lots of things – but would be better at uniting the party. And he gets a (mostly) standing ovation.

I sympathise, but don’t think he’s the man for the job.

Upstairs I peer into the gloom – created by sombre lighting – and suppress a groan.

Lots of text.

Lots of pictures.

Lots of ‘open this’ exhortations.

I’m not sure I can take it.

But, a considerable time later I’m sorry to reach the exit.

The tea room and a warm scone win out over an exhibition on the miner’s strike and we leave Manchester with minds and waistbands stretched.

And some puzzlement.

A sense that ‘the great and the good’ who run Manchester don’t think that their proud, long radical history is good for … well, business.

Never have, since Peterloo.

Chopin, however ….


Addenda:

Let’s hope the city produces a memorial before the 200th anniversary of Peterloo in 2019. There’s a campaign group you might want to support if you’re interested: 

http://peterloomassacre.org/campaign.html

I’ve also checked the Radisson Hotel website. After an exchange of emails with them I can see they have already added some historical details to their home page. Well done Radisson! A new leaflet next? 

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